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Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
So they tried
My Husband Drinks a Pot of Coffee a Day—So I Asked the Experts If That's Safe - EatingWell
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do some people have sex with dogs?
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How to take pictures of the Northern Lights with Google Pixel and other Android phones - 9to5Google
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the best way to get clients to a call center?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Boston University releases statement on Alex Cooper’s allegations - NewsNation
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
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Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics